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[16 Jan 2004|01:06pm]
two amusing conversations i had today on the same theme:



on snogging female friends at school"
anna: "i wanted to improve, i wanted to get some tips."

on snogging female friends at school
helene: "yeah, but only one of us fisted her!"


i love my friends..
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[24 Nov 2003|06:31pm]
dragged myself out of bed to go to a lecture that was not only dull, but irrelevant, verbose and over-ran by half an hour.

....so i had no choice but to have baked potatoes with jo, gingerbread coffee with helene, fruit tea with liz and spilled coffee with giles.

which were all lovely and interesting and superb, even though they left me with only an hour before my library shut and in a queue for the photocopier behind a man with 15 books and a lot of anger towards the photocopier.
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just a test.. of some feet [11 Nov 2003|03:05pm]
finally! an image host... but no photos on my computer.

here's some feet... just to see if it works...

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a story jo told me. [15 May 2003|06:50pm]
[ mood | giggly ]
[ music | christ among the doctors - Durer and the Hellers ]

and the pixies said to the fairies, "would you like a game of cricket?"
and the fairies said "ooh yes please!"
then the pixies said "but you mustn't fly - you must catch the ball with your own hands, because we can't fly and it wouldn't be fair"
"alright" said the fairies, "and *you* mustn't use any of your magical powers either"
"what magic powers!?" said the pixies.. "we don't have any magic powers, just these little pointy hats!"
so the fairies said "how come you're so famous then?"
and the pixies said "its just our pointy hats, honestly [and our funny ears and being so small]"
so the fairies agreed and they played a game of cricket.
and the pixies cheated like the little bastards they are, and they won, so the faires flew off and did a fart in their faces.

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[27 Apr 2003|03:21pm]
[ mood | discontent ]
[ music | nina simone ]


Take the Affliction Test Today!

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[26 Apr 2003|06:52pm]
[ mood | rushed ]

today we played trying to kiss from far away with eyes closed and missing.

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the first [20 Apr 2003|07:34pm]
[ mood | jealous ]

hmm..
i'm liking lj. but in a sinister way..

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